Trash Kebab
100% Trash. 100% Delicious. 0% Regret.
Craving that gourmet dumpster-core aesthetic? Say no more. The Trash Kebab Tee serves piping hot satire with a double helping of absurdity. Featuring everyone's favorite sandwich—stuffed with vintage plastics, crisp trash bags, and artisan caps—this shirt is a fashion feast for the brave and the unhinged.
Slip this bad boy on and become the five-star chef of chaotic street food couture. It's bold, it’s bizarre, and it tells the world: You got some fire Taste!
Ingredients:
🧃 30% Plastic Bottle
🍞 50% Old Bread
🧢 20% Extra Caps
✨ 100% Pure Trash Energy™
Perfect for:
- -Late-night kebab runs
- - Dumpster diving in Paris
- - Outdressing hipsters at the flea market
- - Flexing on pigeons
Get yours now—before the raccoons unionize and start charging royalties.
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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at [email protected] or write to us 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.